geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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holytate:

guys who say “periods aren’t that bad stop complaining”

(via kianlawley)

tumblr > twitter

fuck you for making this year a living hell

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via kianlawley)

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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rainbowsparklekittens:

REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE

(via kianlawley)